i, robot

If I were a robot and you were a robot and everybody was a robot...
I would open my eyes and walk out of the closet (no need to pay for a bigger room to accommodate a bed!), no rubbing sleep-deprived eyes, no yawning, wide awake just as I had been last night and day and the day before that and the day before the day before that and before that. A quick coat of polish and oiling, followed by a quick coat of paint of the colour listed out for each day of the week.
A quick bite of battery power to charge my cells and out the door I go singing along to the shuffled playlist stored in my head. Automatic shut off of the music as soon as I am within close proximity of the college building. I enter, sit down for class. I don't yawn, stay wide awake and even manage to listen and register every single word spoken by the teacher. Four continuous lectures and I don't even need a stretch.
End of college, head home, sit down to review everything taught and finish assignments. That would be easy enough. Any books to be read would only need to be flipped and every image and letter would be imprinted on my very large digital chip that common people would call a brain. The phone rings, a member of the opposite sex tries to act smart with me, all I would need to do is check my database for his image and character profile and check off the qualities that he has that match the "dream man" list and if he fulfills the criteria that lie within a range mentioned in the database, I continue with a conversation which is randomly chosen by my brain chip out of the many recorded in my memory. If he doesn't, all I have to do is conveniently play a playlist filled with abusive words and don't stop until the call does not get disconnected. If the person is patient enough to listen through the entire list, it would be repeated.
Then a power chord inserted, I walk back into my cozy warm (cheap) closet and end my amazingly hassle-free day.
Life is easy!